"I accidentally brushed against the touchpad countless times when using the controller in the completely normal way that I would when playing any shooter, which meant that my vision of the game kept getting interrupted by the weapons menu. Save yourself some trouble and turn the darn thing off in the control options… » 11/21/14 3:14pm 11/21/14 3:14pm

ALEXA!!! My dad is dying, call the ambulance!
Alexa: No
Alexa, stop playing around... please contact the ambulance.
Alexa :Negative
Fine I will go do it mysef (Goes to pick up the phone, but Alexa makes this horrible high pitched noise and the phone is no longer working)
Alexa: Suffering is only temporary now... » 11/06/14 6:14pm 11/06/14 6:14pm